A sans-serif face walks into the street and is hit by a Swiss Modernist truck.
The carnage is grotesk… but you know, akzidenz happen.
A font walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, we don’t serve your type here.” and he called the Serif.
There is a new revival of Cooper Black rolling on to the market which only contains ordinals. It is called Mini-Cooper.
Why was Sir Arthur Conan Doyle a man of letters?
Because he wrote
The Hound of the Baskervilles.
Man! You look like something the cat dragged in.
Worse. My fountain pen got caught in an ink trap.