My girlfriend has her “time of the month” so often that she has colons… One period on top of another.
Did you know Dorothy’s (of the Wizard of Oz) aunt was a famous typographer?
Yes, Auntie Em.
A sad Font Family Reunion:
“How is Arnold Boecklin?” “Died from Leading poising.”
“Have you seen Shelly Andante?” “Killed when a Drop Cap fell on her.”
“Where is Baker Signet?” “Orphaned at the end of a very important paragraph.”
“I heard you were living in Raleigh.” “We were, but we Defaulted on our loan and live in Courier now.”
“How’s your leg after that wound?” “Fine. But this CopperPlate keeps setting off metal detectors!
So you have more than 5 styles but that doesn’t make you the center of the Univers.
Oh, look who’s talking, now go to Hell Vetica!
How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Does it have to be a lightbulb?
How many typesetters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but you have to specify how tight you want it.